Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:1) The DNA is all the same.
2) There are no dental records.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Q: Who invented the toothbrush?
A: A Redneck! (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
A new Redneck law was just recently passed.
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down? 'Yep, prit'near took out the whole trailer park, the library was a total loss too. Both books went poof...up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
A State Trooper pulls over a redneck in a pickup on Highway 16 and asks the driver, 'Got any I.D.? The driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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